Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and left leg in a car crash?
He's all right now.
Are you groaning yet? No? OK, Here are some more outrageous puns:
"We shot two bucks (in Africa) but that was all the money we had." – Groucho Marx
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt." - Mark Twain
Give some managers an inch and they think they are rulers.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
You missed the flea circus. A dog came in and stole the show.
The coffee in my office tastes like break fluid.
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A husband with a poor command of English struggled to explain that his wife could not have children, saying, “She is unbearable.” Getting a blank stare, he tried, “She is impregnable.” Finally, he figured it out and stated, “She is inconceivable.”
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