Saturday, October 24, 2009

Joke for Teachers
A third-grade teacher gave each of her students a roll of candy Life Savers. The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Orange ..............Orange
Finally the teacher gave each of them Honey Life Savers. None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Life Saver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're a**-holes!
The teacher had to leave the room!

Joke for the Rest of Us
The hillbilly man and his new bride are on their honeymoon. The first night the hillbilly anxiously jumps into bed to wait for his wife to get herself ready for a little romance. His new bride comes out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee and says "Honey, I have something to tell you. I'm a virgin."
The man grabs his clothes and rushes out of the house yelling at the top of his lungs. He heads straight to his father's house. When he gets there his father says "Son, what are you doing here? You're supposed to be on your honeymoon."
The son, almost out of breath from his run to the house says, "Dad, my bride told me a big secret of hers. She's a virgin!"
"Damn, son. You did the right thing by leaving. If she wasn't good enough for her family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for ours!"